The GIITTV reviews database 2003-2011
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Singles
Doc Mustard - Who’s coming for Christmas?
Ash Akhtar 25/11/2008
Rating: 1/5
Oh crikey, another comedy record! Let's hope I get it right this time. OK - to put this in perspective, the first line of the song (sung to the tune of The twelve days of Christmas) is: “Every day of Christmas, my true love shares with me - the clitoris within her pussy!”
Cue porn samples of woman moaning and sighing in aching ecstasy. I could be wrong - she could just really want a bag of Wotsits or something…
“Oh clitoris, Oh clitoris - how I yearn to suck thee,” continues our wondrous protagonist. Isn't he a wit?
Already banned by Garageband.com (ahhhh no - those fascists!) this anti-consumerist rant against the December orgy of shopping manages to cleverly rhyme Clitoris with Christmas.
Wrap these clever lyrics up in a poorly produced Christmas tune and that's about as funny as this little package gets.
*Cue rampant abuse about how I just don't get it. It's true - I don't!